Life is LIKE that!!!! :)))
THE RECEPTIONIST for the company where I'm employed found some cash in the office, apparently mislaid by a co-worker. She sent the following e-mail: "If anybody can say where they lost $66, please let me know and it will be returned to you." Within minutes one employee replied, "Kentucky Derby, 1986."
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
-- Franklin Jones