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Wednesday, 26 December, 2007

Cool mn!!!

Hi all,
Have a cool Emoticonsday ahead!!

Life is LIKE thatsmileys Central!!!!

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basic items.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"115," she says.

The nurse puts her on the scale.

It turns out her weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"

"5 foot 8," she says.

The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".

She then takes her blood pressure

And tells the woman it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" she screams,

"When I came in here I was tall and slender!

Now I'm short and fat!"

"If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one."
-Mother Teresa

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